My son is 6. All of these are things he's said. All of these quotes are verbatim. I'd provide context but for almost all of these there just isn't any. 20. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a racer and I'm gonna run faster than all the other guys that are racers because they didn't eat their fruit. 19. Oh daddy, I have a good idea! I don't do what you tell me but THEN I get ice cream! 18. Daddy, nobody teached me how to do this. I learned it all by myself. 17. When I grow up I want to be an elephant. A gwirl elephant. 16. Well... At least my mouth will be lighter ( after losing a tooth ). 15. Daddy, I want Uncle Rick to be my daddy. I want you to be my grandpa. 14. My other foot smells like pizza, but my first foot smells stinky. 13. I wish people had webbed feet. So they can swim better. 12. I ate two donuts and I won't ever be hungry again ever. 11. Dutch Wonderland is a real place. 10. When I put something in my mouth, I
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