A Few More Probably Totally Normal Things My Son Has Said

My son is 7 now. He used to be 6. Sometimes he says words.

Benny's Christmas List:

Super Smash Brothers

Bumblebee Transformer

Pokemon Stuffed Animal Lillipup

Puppy Place Series

Infinity Star Wars Set

iPod

Phone

A Car*

* I was just kidding about the car

Benny: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
(Benny angrily glares at me, unblinking, for about 30 seconds)

We can hardly do anything an owl can do.

Mama, I am sooooo glad I was born in 2008. I would NOT want to have been born when we were owned by England.

I feel like you need to buy new underwear because I think people can see my butt through these.

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